Ek bar 300 sardar
Ek bar 300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the Lekin sare ke sare mar gaye. kaise? ? ? ? Nothing serious. Ship beech main khrab ho gai
View ArticleMan 2 SarDar: yaar kal
Man 2 SarDar: yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.. Sardar: kyon chukan, jerha mey 30 Rupaiye de k gaana luwaya ai,ohnu tera peo sunega :p
View ArticleSardar breaks an egg 2make
Sardar breaks an egg 2make an mletHe finds the egg emptyGets frustrated and says"ullo ki pathi,aj kal ki murghian bhi abortion karati hain"
View Article2Sardar jungle men,Samne sher agya,1
2Sardar jungle men,Samne sher agya,1 ne mitti othai sher ki ankh men dal k bhagne laga.. 2nd khara raha.. 1st:Abey bhag.. 2nd:Men q bhagun,mitti tone dali ha..
View ArticleSardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai...
View ArticleSardar jee agla sawal apko
Sardar jee agla sawal apko jita sakta ha 1 crore ka Inaam....Ques:WHAT is your Father name?...Sardar:Oye pagla pehlay 4 option te dey.
View Articleone day a sardaar goes
one day a sardaar goes 2 a shop and asks bhai sahab yeh tv kitneka seller says nahi batata jao few minutes later sardar changs his wear and comes again bhai sahab ye tv kitneka man replies nahi batata...
View Articlesardar joins army, given a
sardar joins army, given a AK-47 he is damn puzzled so he asks the major 'Sir yeh banduk ki nalli saamne rakhu ya ulti' Major proudly says ' Kisi bhi taraf rakho, fayda desh ka ki hoga'
View ArticleSanta:yar aeroplane itna bada hota
Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?Banta:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete hain.
View ArticleOnce a sardar calls another
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon. The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!
View ArticleSardar..Papa condom kia hota hai?
Sardar..Papa condom kia hota hai? Sardar's Papa..Chal bhaag mujhay nahi pata. Sardar..Tabhi to hum 11 bhai hain..!hehehe
View ArticleMr KHURRAM ‘walking on the
Mr KHURRAM 'walking on the road suddenly bend &touched the road &said furiously'fittay moonh,loki thokk vi enj sutday ney,jivein ruppeya peya hovay...``
View ArticleSardar looked himself in miror
Sardar looked himself in miror & said"isko kahin dekha hai"then he said "yad aya" ye to wohe kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri bewi k sath hai....
View ArticleWhen u fall in love
When u fall in love there is no power to stop u, But only one power that can stop u? Guess what???? "Abbey di juttian"..
View ArticleInterviewer: Tell me opposite of
Interviewer: Tell me opposite of gööd. sardar: Bad. intvwr: Come. srdr: Go. intvwr: Ugly. Srdr: Pichli. intvwr: Shutup! Srdr: Keep talking. intvwr: Get out! Srdr: Come in. intvwr: Oh God! Srdr: Oh...
View ArticleA sardar on cycle accidentally
A sardar on cycle accidentally hits a lady; Lady: Break nahi maar saktay thay!!!?. Sardar: Break ka kya hai poori cycle jo Mardi hai!!!!
View ArticleSardar: mai tere 64 de 64 dand tor deya gaya .
Sardar sms Sardar: mai tere 64 de 64 dand tor deya gaya . pas khara ek admi bola sardar ji dant tu 32 hote hain sardar: menu pta si tu vich bole ga tere wi mila k dase ne... Jokes sms
View ArticleCURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon
CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
View ArticleSardar ji tuwanu kaddi kisay
Sardar ji tuwanu kaddi kisay naal pyar nai hoya ?Yar hoya tay hai lekin 0 mandi hi naiBus ena kendi ae "I LOVE U"Pata nai Ullu da Patha "U" kon ae...
View ArticleSardar asked his wife aisi
Sardar asked his wife aisi baat btao jis main hushi b ho aur ghem b his wife replied aap ka lun aap k sab doston main bara hai...
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